Could this be the new math we all heard about?

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Old 10-28-03, 06:06 AM
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Could this be the new math we all heard about?

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter= Eskimo pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup= Won Ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash= 1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement= 1 Bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God= 1 billigram

Time it akes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour= Knot-furlong

16.5 feet in the Twighlight Zone= 1 Rod Serling

Half of a large intestine= 1 semicolon

1000 aches= 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis= 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes= A straight line (think about it for a moment)

1 million-million microphones= 1 megaphone

365.25 days = 1 unicycle

2000 mackingbirds= 2 kilomockingbirds (work on it...)

10 cards = 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs= 1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks= 1 literhosen

8 nickels= 2 paradigms

Found this on a joke list I subscribe too. I thought it was priceless. Hope that y'all enjoy it too!!
 
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Old 10-28-03, 04:07 PM
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Too funny. I need to share this with a couple of math "experts" I work with. Thanks for sharing!
 
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Old 10-28-03, 04:35 PM
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You are very welcome!! I am glad that you enjoyed it!!
 
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Old 10-29-03, 10:15 AM
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loved it!

but the real reason i am posting. . . . . .



DUMB YANKEES!
it was a great series, i am not a marlins fan, just dislike the yankees.
 

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