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Old 12-30-03, 05:30 PM
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computer terms

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.

Obsolete - Any computer you own.

Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer
to become obsolete.

G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."

Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."

Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.

GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
(pronounced "gooey")

Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
 
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Old 12-30-03, 05:43 PM
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Too cut. Some almost make sense. LOL Happy New Year!
 
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SOOOOO That's what the terms mean...LOL!...

Now I feel more Computer 'Ed-Uah-Ma-Kated.'

And the humorous side always helps too....

Very good tae. Thanks!

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Old 01-13-04, 04:24 PM
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Question:

What is a VDU?
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A diseased sheep.
 
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Old 01-21-04, 04:52 AM
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Sane person = Someone who don't bother with and has no desire to be on a computer.
 
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