New Viruses


Old 01-25-04, 10:57 AM
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New Viruses

Borrowed from here(lots of good computer jokes):


Lorena Bobbit Virus
Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy

Tonya Harding Virus
Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons

Paul Revere Virus
Warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\

Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus
Instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 Meg

Ollie North Virus
Plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files

Joey Buttafuaco Virus
Only attacks minor files

Ronald Reagan Virus
Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored

Jane Fonda Virus
Attacks your hard drive's FAT

Oprah Winfrey virus
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB

AT&T Virus
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI Virus
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus

Politically Correct Virus
Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

Ross Perot Virus
Activates every component in your system, just before the whole darn thing quits

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back

Government Economist Virus
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine

Federal Beaurocrat Virus
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer

Adam and Eve Virus
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer

Congressional Virus #1
The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem

Congressional Virus #2
Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything

Airline Virus
You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore

Freudian Virus
Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard. Or becomes very jealous of the size of your friend's hard drive

PBS Virus
Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money

Jimmy Hoffa Virus
Your programs can never be found again

LAPD Virus
It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense."

O.J. Virus
It claims that it did not, could not and would not delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did it.
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Old 01-25-04, 11:57 AM
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omg --- that is just too funny!!
Old 01-25-04, 08:51 PM
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I really like the first one.

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