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Old 09-14-12, 02:19 PM
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Help, I'm stupid and can't get up

Just another way the Chinese are trying to kill us off one at a time, either by poisoning our kids with toys, or this:
 
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If she had 2 'connect-a-cords' she could use her electric shaver while she listens to the radio
 
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Old 09-14-12, 03:29 PM
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This one is even better! Get your coffee while you shower, lol!

 
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Old 09-14-12, 04:21 PM
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Becky, at least I didn't make mine up You have got to be kidding! Makes one cup of water for every 12 gallons you run through the shower. A shower lasting 12 gallons is long.....at least for me it is. AND a soap dispenser!!! Get it mixed up with the creamer, you got problems.
OK, i bit and googled it.
 
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I don't know where you guys find this stuff but I about laughed my head off lol. You guys have a great weekend
 
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Old 09-14-12, 07:49 PM
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Bookmarked that one, Becky! 2 Phuny!
 
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Old 09-14-12, 07:56 PM
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Becky, at least I didn't make mine up
True. You didn't make it up, Larry. Mark Frauenfelder did: Connect-A-Cord: extension cord set with 50 1-foot cords.

The comment thread is priceless.
 
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Old 09-15-12, 08:14 AM
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I just ordered one of these babies:
 
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Believe it or not I actually read a story somewhere about a guy who did similar to the griddle alarm. He used a regular electric griddle and a timer set for his wake up time. He'd put frozen bacon or sausage in it at night, put the cover on and set the timer. Maybe he made it up as well but he sure had a lot of details about his morning routine. Things like putting the eggs in the micro and toast in the toaster, but not starting them, then a quick bathroom trip. Come back start the eggs and toast..then go dress....come back and eat.

I don't think pancakes or eggs on the griddle would be a viable option.
 
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Old 09-15-12, 09:05 AM
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Well this is fun for the whole family!!!! 1/4" plywood is no match.....


 
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thats a 12 cup coffee maker to. so if you wanted a full 12 cups that's 144 gallons of water for your shower just to make 1 full pot of coffee.
 
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This had me going pretty good: Key cleaner - gifs tumblr
 
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Old 09-16-12, 04:36 AM
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Granddaughter posted this one. Cool.
 
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Larry,
I think that, if the U.S. Customs agents find that company, they will hit them like flies on a hot horse hockey puck.

Had something similar at a place I once worked for and we were locked in and had briefcases etc. searched before we were allowed to leave.
 
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