Why old men don't get hired

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Old 05-15-14, 09:31 AM
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Why old men don't get hired

Interviewer: Mr. Jones, what do you consider your worst character fault?

Mr. Jones: Honesty

Interviewer: Well Mr. Jones, I don't think Honesty is a fault.

Mr. Jones: I don't give a [email protected] what you think.

 
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Old 05-15-14, 04:17 PM
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It's like why do we send 19 year olds to fight wars? They don't like to get up before 9am, they can't even legally drink beer in most states, they think about sex every 15 seconds, and they have their whole lives ahead of them.
Send us......the over 65 group. We're up at 5 o'clock every day, can't sleep anyway, have coffee for blood, are mean, nasty and don't give a flip what other people think. We already know how to field strip almost any weapon, and can shoot a fleas eye out at 100 yards. Mess with our coffee time, or our nap time and the enemy would be better off just shooting themselves. Same result.
 
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Never mind. ...................
 
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