Boy did she get a wrong number....


Old 02-26-16, 04:18 AM
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Boy did she get a wrong number....

I get some weird calls and wrong numbers, but this one takes the prize:

Me: "-------- Towing, this is John.

Female caller: "Hi. Can you tell me if you do circumcisions?"

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Old 02-26-16, 04:35 AM
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Did you tell her "Yes; but we cut with an ax !" ?

And "Don't forget to leave the Tip !"

PS: And HedgeClippers would be work no better !

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Old 02-26-16, 04:39 AM
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Oh is that weird well I think I would have told her no ma'am we don't do that here. We can run circles around your car if you want with one of our tow trucks or we can tow it, but we don't do circumcisions please call a doctor for that, have a nice day! The next thing you know you might get a call for an exorcist
Old 02-26-16, 04:59 AM
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Long ago I managed a machine shop and would get some odd ball calls.
A woman called and asked "Do you weld car frames and how much is it going to cost"
Keep in mind this was before smart phones came out.
I asked her to hold the phone near the car so I could see what she needed done.
She said "hold on I have to go outside".
Another one called and asked "can you make my hole bigger in the back of my van" Hmm, I told her I'd have to see the hole first so bring it down to the shop.
What she really wanted was the hole made bigger in her reciever hitch
Old 02-26-16, 05:00 AM
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Old 02-26-16, 09:20 AM
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Sure we do. We'll tie him down and give a yank with my tow truck, lol!

You'd think the word "towing" would give a clue!


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