God loves drunk people too (JOKE)

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Old 03-04-16, 03:41 PM
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Wink God loves drunk people too (JOKE)

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the
morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself! God loves drunk people too.

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!"
comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here, on the swing," replied the drunk.

 
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Old 03-04-16, 04:42 PM
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LOL. A good one.:HF2: .
 
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Old 03-04-16, 04:56 PM
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That's funny! Thanks!
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Made me laugh first thing this morning
 
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Old 03-05-16, 05:56 AM
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