The vacuum won't start . . . . . PRICELESS! this is for the ladies.

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Old 03-09-16, 06:31 AM
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The vacuum won't start . . . . . PRICELESS! this is for the ladies.

Ain't it the truth?


A retired guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says,

“Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week."

Joe gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure ! Why not.
Where’s the vacuum?"

Half an hour later, Joe comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running: I thought you were
going to do the vacuuming?”

Exasperated, Joe answers, ”The stupid thing is broken: it won't start.
We need to buy a new one.”

“Really?” she says, “show me -- it worked fine the last time.”

So he shows her.
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Old 03-09-16, 06:33 AM
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Since my wife still works I do most of the vacuuming I guess it's too late for me to use that excuse
 
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Old 03-09-16, 06:36 AM
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Years ago my wife always complained why I never put her clothes away when I did the wash. So I said are you sure you want me to? Never asked again or complained about it.
 
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Old 03-09-16, 06:46 AM
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The kitchen needs painting.

I have the next two days off.

I've been up since 6:00 am.

Went to Tim Horton's for coffee.

Took the dog out.

Got the grand kids off to school.

Ate breakfast.

Read the paper.

Picked up the dog poop.

Got another cup of coffee.

Read through the forum.

Made a few comments.

Kitchen still needs painting.

Wait, I still need to talk about it in the forum.

Better hold on and see if anybody makes a comment.

Kitchen still needs painting.

Lets check the forum one more time.

Now admit it, how many of you do the same thing?
 
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Old 03-09-16, 07:59 AM
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HA! Funny!
 
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Old 03-09-16, 08:33 AM
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